Wait...what?
That's right. We've officially put to market the word 'Nigga' and all it's variations. And before you ask...We do mean ALL its variations.
You can't be serious..
We absolutely are.
But why?
Because it's a fun word to say. Niggaaaaa. Try it if you haven't already. Nigggggaaaaaa.
The only better thing to say is 'Nigga Approved'.
Actually 'Never in the history of Niggadom' is also pretty great. Thank you for that one...whereever you are.
This seems like a bad idea.
Probably.
And it sounds extremely racist.
It doesn't sound racist. It is racist. Thank goodness we don't give a sh*t about racism.
Then why again?
Look... the bottom line is this... you could have in your wallet right now a card that OFFICIALLY CERTIFIES you to say the word "eniggama". Nuff' said.
Now get yours today. They're cheap and we have quite a few at the moment, but we've artificially limited our supply to drive up demand. Because this is America bitch and we appreciate those who recognize a good idea first.\